Surreal post :
I don't have colon cancer, but was checking regardless what the survival rate is *if* I had it anyway. Figured out there's a 10% chance of me surviving after 5 years.
Not sure whether I should be happy or sad. :V
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Dying in the toilet was frowned upon by our *overly correct* generation. But then again, if I am sick and about to die, I surely will vomit or excrete some type of bodily fluid. And in that case it is basic instinct to run to the toilet. And more likely to die there.
Don't know what this generation was thinking. Right now every time I run into toilet I have to fear : will I be dying there this time?
And as if that wasn't enough, now there's a second way NOT to die from : colon cancer. As if there are some right places to get a cancer and a wrong place.
This hopeless generation. Face palm. :V