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23-Jan-2021 3:36 pm


#NFL

| Why "American Football"?

Did you use to ask at young age when learning European Football, why don't we just grab the ball by hand and run which is more efficient? Why do we have to kick it without touching it? And why make games with such inefficient rules?

If yes, then Congratulations! Someone else thought that before you, and they invented American Football, where you can grab the ball and run. No handball, offside, foul tackle or any of those lame rules that make no sense other than cripple human capabilities.

| The rules.

Just grab the ball and run. The ball is oval so that you can grab it. Of course the opposite side will push you and punch you. The moment you fall down you no longer continue the fight, neither do you center the ball or call a foul. You simply restart the game putting the ball exactly on the spot where you fell down.

| Good, how do you perform a goal?

The fun part. No goal posts. You simply cross over to the other sides end line and instantly score 6 goals [ called "points" ] for that achievement. This is called a "Touch Down" and not a Goal obviously.

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23-Jan-2021 3:36 pm

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