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12-Oct-2020 10:36 pm


#jokes to lighten up

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Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together...

Would be preposterous.

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I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, “Do you want to hear today’s special?”

I said, “Yes please.”

Waiter: “No problem sir. Today is special.”

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eBay is so useless...

I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches.

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My math teacher called me average...

How mean!

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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.,,

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

12-Oct-2020 10:36 pm

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12-Oct-2020