So my wife asked the other day : "We are in talk for a marriage relation for a girl in our family. The boy is Tabligi. What were the groups you talked about previously within Tablig?"
Well, I can explain complex things complexly to her, or keep things simple.
"One side is pro-India and the other one pro-Pakistan", I replied.
"That's all?"
"That's all. Just ask them, which side they are on."
"So, which side are you on?"
Looking at me for a moment and then, "forget it. I know."
Think positive : at least this time she didn't tell me to "Go back to Pakistan." :V