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2-Mar-2018 4:29 am


Business software that has a lot of marketing push behind those actually don't work, that's the reality.

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I vividly remember the meeting with the IBM team. They had no code to show me, but they handed my a massive folder - probably verging on 10cm thick of use case diagrams. So many little stick figures staring up at me I was awestruck - but not in a positive way!

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When I last "dealt with" PeopleSoft, the standard operating procedure was:

1) Pay PeopleSoft/Oracle a metric f--kton of money.

2) A CD arrives in the mail. (This little envelope cost $800,000?)

3) Your PeopleSoft consultants show up, laugh at that CD (tossing it into the microwave) and pull out their own distros with a zillion customizations that they proceed to spray over your servers. You have no idea what they are actually installing.

4) You get out a firehose, fill it with money, and keep showering the consultants with cash until you are sure they won't succeed in delivering anything worthwhile, and you fire them.

2-Mar-2018 4:29 am

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2-Mar-2018