A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog, eventually killing it and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
"But I am not a New Yorker!", the man says.
"Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'"
"But I am not an American!"
"Oh, what are you then? "
"I am a Saudi !"
The next day the newspapers says: "Muslims Are Killing Dogs in America!"